S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A softly textured crewneck that reads like a quiet, insider note. Lightweight but warm, this sweatshirt settles over your shoulders and mutters the kind of deadpan humor you wear when you want to keep the room light but your mood grounded. The subtle embroidered line across the chest keeps the message restrained—small-scale, deliberate, and easy to layer with a denim jacket or a favorite beanie. It hugs without cling, holds its shape through repeated wear thanks to ribbed knit at the collar and reinforced double-needle stitching, and carries ethical cotton and OEKO‑TEX certified dyes so it feels responsible as well as familiar. Slip into it for slow mornings, travel days, or evenings spent with friends where laughing quietly is the evening’s agenda.

Product features
- Embroidered chest (left, center, or large center) and optional wrist embroidery
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with resilient ribbed collar
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- OEKO‑TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000)
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; gray tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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